Ever had that moment where people find you funny but you were just standing there? Let’s just say it’s less about your impeccable sense of humor and more of what you have on. You don’t even need to have a keen sense of fashion to know that these pieces scream poor life choices. And to make matters worse, it’s all caught on camera.
We’ve got it all. From awkwardly placed prints, bad typography, to designs so vulgar and blatantly obvious, you’d be wondering why people wore them anyway. Here are 63 people who wished they stopped in front of a mirror right before heading out.
1) Seems totally appropriate.
@Shari H:
“I work in wastewater treatment, my staff needs these shirts.”
2) “When pub staff T-shirts go wrong.”
3) Their faces, though!
4) Peek-a-boo!
5) “Walmart? I think you meant “Fist Bump”…”
6) “TrollX Fabric Designer”
@LetMeBe_Frank:
“At first I thought it was a random patch of woven yarn for ventilation purposes.”
7) “Wife: “All our customers were so cheery today! They all smiled!” – and then I saw her shirt…”
@snZ001:
“I didn’t even realize right away that there was a second image, and just went, “Boobs suggesting that I smile and bribing me with…boobs? That’s fair.” and smiled.”
8) “Maybe not the best idea to have a red flower down there.”
@SarcophAGus:
“First this had to be approved by the creative director; a prototype would be made to be worn by a model; they would have to order thousands of them; they’d have to make a deal with a store to carry it; finally a consumer would have to try it on, look at their ass in the mirror and still decide it’s a good idea to wear this dress in public. At any point in this process, did anyone decide to rethink the color, or even placement?”
9) “Two flamingos, one vagina.”
@stopthelunacy:
“Brilliant…until you see your mom wearing them.”
10) “I couldn’t stop giggling at her new “flower” dress.”
@BiBoFieTo:
“If you dress up as a bee, you could make a really funny sex tape.”
11) “Thanks for the advice…”
12) “So my name is Brodie Jonas Dean, my grandma found this shirt for me thinking it was a great coincidence. Thanks, grandma.”
@anonymous:
“Is your grandmother being interrogated by the cops behind you?”
13) “Couldn’t work out why I was getting so many odd looks while shopping this afternoon….. Then Got home & noticed Will Ferrell peeking out of my Cardigan.”
14) “When you see it, you cannot unsee it.”
@anonymous:
“V-neck? Nah, D-necks are where it’s at.”
15) “My new shirt is Metal AF”
@MakingUpAUserNameIsTerrifying:
“How metal is it? So metal it sinks when it crashes into an iceberg.”
16) “The design on this guy’s shirt makes him look like he is walking around with a massive wedgie.”
@beboprockss:
“This shirt is a bully deflector. No ones going to mess with him on the course, he has clearly been fucked with enough.”
17) “And Santa says: Help! I can’t get out!”
18) “Thought I brought the cutest little PJ set from Ann Summers until I looked closer at the pattern.”
@Johanna Krapf:
“I ordered something from Ann Summers via Asos, never heard of the brand before. Until now I did not know it was a sex shop.”
19) “I guess someone said #Fuckit on their last day of work.”
@kelela:
“Is this made by Ann Summers? Starting her customer base a tad early I think.”
20) “Best employee shirt”
@missingsf:
“I would love to see a pho joint with a sign near the register that said pho queu.”
21) “My mom has been wearing this summer dress for years and no one noticed the pattern until now….”
22) “Mum bought me a shirt from her overseas trip. She wasn’t wearing her glasses.”
@ReppinChicagofromMI:
“You’re no longer too sexy for your shirt.”
@sharknado:
“10/10 would wear to a nice date and see if anyone notices.”
23) Spain’s new shirt looks like it got dirty while fighting bottles of mustard and ketchup.
@paracelsus23:
“Now that’s a sport I’d play. Competitive condiment combat!”
24) “Kitten socks”
25) “Bad fashion or bad timing?”
26) “We’re the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived.”
27) “Don’t. Believing in yourself. Quit.”
28) “My friend’s shirt has the image file name on it.”
@Eclectrical:
“Why doesn’t your friend have shoulders?”
@volabimus:
“I thought it was on a cardboard cutout in a store.”
29) “How the hell do you wear this?”
@dopiertaj:
“Just imagine trying to fish out your keys. Is it under my beer or under my soda?”
30) “It’s two hours before the big Christmas party and I just noticed a detail on my sweater.”
31) These are burgers people. Just burgers!
@lindsayaotter:
“I saw it and thought tacos. I know it is burgers and still think tacos. Tacos, tacos everywhere.”
32) These leggings are sponsored by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America.
@therealpixie:
“I’ve heard of “tripping b*lls”, but never “tripping butts” until now!”
33) “College of Veterinary Medicine, choose your fonts wisely.”
@italianryno:
“Attend Texas A&M and can confirm this is not a joke.”
34) Geez, Nike’s ad campaign has really gone downhill.
35) “This hoodie’s design makes me führious.”
@shizenmeister:
“Mein Kampfy boots?”
36) “They said it was custom; they said I would never have a shirt fit like this…”
@westbridge1157:
“Can’t do them for false advertising, none of us have ever seen a shirt like that.”
37) “My 90-year-old Grandmother got me a “Hawaiian Print T-Shirt” for Christmas…”
@kiliki99:
“Hawaii is in the top four states for pot production. Print is correct.”
38) “My sister was the first to notice what the print on my new shirt was, during dinner at a fancy restaurant and the celebration of my grandfather’s 90th birthday! Laughs were had.”
@Inktastic:
“Cats or sex? I mean I kind of like both.”
39) “That awkward moment when your shirt is supposed to say Canada.”
40) That tongue though!
Let’s look at all the possible character combinations that could have happened here: a plane aimed right at the crotch, droplets of pee coming out of the va-jay-jay, a monkey laughing right over the mound, a palm tree ding-dong, birthing Kim Kardashian’s butt, and fire crotch.
41) “Pretty good fakes”
@Granola_sauce:
“Guys, he can’t walk without them. They’re walking aids.”
42) Nope, not even close…at least not yet.
@hydrazi:
“I suddenly envision an entire clothing line called, “Stupid”. Historical figures, land masses, dates and events… all improperly identified with confidence. I’m going to be a millionaire, because Stupid sells.”
43) You what?
@ijustbluemyselfff:
“I NY.”
44) “And what exactly happens at grandpas??”
@Masswrym:
“Grandpa’s is a chain of Paintball arenas/parks. In context it works.”
45) RIP America
@Arsustyle:
“Street Fighter II released.”
@Venizia:
“Gulf war, fall of USSR.”
@Wilca8650:
“LA cops did a number on Rodney King.”
@Wisdumcube:
“The last vestige of 80s pop culture died.”
@pinkysfarm:
“Freddie Mercury died.”
@angryemokid:
“The damn millennials, that’s what.”
46) “They didn’t really think this design through on my brother’s wrestling shirt…”
@asher1611:
“I’m 100% sure they did. And whoever had to approve it was probably clueless as to what it meant.Source: former high school teacher at a school where a number of teachers thought I was making shit up or speaking french by using the word innuendo.”
47) Run, Jesus, Run!!
@priceQQ:
“Sometimes you gotta combine your passions into a single t-shirt. I, for one, think he “nailed” it.”
48) “My wife’s new dress has a total of two pockets, and this is one of them.”
@Krista Leary:
“Scuse me, could you grab my wallet for me?”
49) “This Irma is amazing and outlines all the right features.”
50) “Walmart never fails to fail.”
@Flesh_Lettuce:
“Trying to find a penis.”
@JoshWillem:
“Oh my god. How could I be this dumb not to see it was actually a rhino?”
51) “Design fail or extremely honest novelty tank top?”
52) “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”
“Look at this trove, treasures untold! How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you think “sure, she’s got everything.”
53) “So they were giving out free Dr. Peppers…”
@Lost7176:
“They must have no idea what DP means…or they know exactly what DP means. Either way, I dig it.”
54) Why cyclists should wear cups.
55) “The sleeves don’t zip off, they just zip.”
@bonjourdan:
“I feel like this is a shirt you’d find in the clearance section of Express or something that has like 4 orange stickers over the original price tag.”
56) “If you c*nt be a unicorn, be a mermoid.”
@Zerosilentz:
“If you can’t be something that doesn’t exist, be something else that doesn’t exist.”
57) “They missed the most essential part.”
@Wiz Allred:
“It comes with a pair of scissors, cuz its a DIY world now…”
58) “I don’t know how I’m supposed to read this.”
@grazedaze:
“Whatever it says it’s provocative.”
@Soup_Lord_Slippo:
“I had a seizure reading this.”
59) I love NY, Carifornia too!
60) I’m really bugged out about this one.
61) “My coworker’s leopard print purse has a leopard asshole.”
@ty13r:
“I would mistake that as a spider out of the corner of my eye every fucking day. Would have mini heart attacks constantly.”
62) “The best goatse fashion statement you’ll see all day.”
@eddhall:
“Mind the gap.”
@Neeraj Jha:
“She must be going to a Grand Opening.”
63) “Clearly not user-tested.”
Next time you’re heading out, make sure to have one last trip to the mirror and contemplate on what you have on. After all, you wouldn’t want to be caught cheering for the “Super Shitters”. Share this with your friends and family, and watch them take their wardrobe apart.
