Have you ever been interested in taking some dance classes at your local dance studio, but you were never sure which class to pick? Too many options and too little time?
Nowadays, undoubtedly there are so many different types of dancing that make choosing even harder.
Well, that’s why probably a man decided to help out his co-citizens and the local studios, by creating a variety of “fake” dance classes, unlike the ones you have ever seen!
Four years ago, an anonymous man, who based on his Instagram account is a comedian, decided to create advertising posters for his local dance studio, the catch was that these classes were fake and they were totally “ridiculous”.
He made six different flyers to advertise six non-existent dance classes and left them casually at the dance studio.
Now you would ask, why did he do it? Well, apparently he is the creator of an ongoing project called, Obvious Plant, which basically entails putting up jokes in public that people need to discover. It sounds fun, doesn’t it?
Let’s see the flyers he created!
1. The Elaine Benes Dance Class
Are you a fan of the 1990s sitcom, Seinfeld, and you cannot dance as well? Then, we have the class just for you! This is a class specially designed for all those people who think they can dance, but in reality, they are totally clueless. As the poster indicates, “Nothing but little kicks and thumps for an entire hour!”
2. Wasp Aerobics
The problem with this class is that you cannot participate if you have any pre-existing allergies to wasps/ bees. In case you have, we would strongly advise you not to take this class as there is the possibility of an allergic reaction that might lead to your death. In short, in this class, you will be intuned with nature, as a wasp is thrown inside your shirt, and you will start dancing in a “free-style” manner in order to get it out.
3. Intermediate Arm Flailing
This is more like a “self-taught” class with a flair for improvisation. Your “instructor”, an inflatable windsock, also known as Roger, will allow you to discover your own abilities and dance skills. Don’t hesitate to challenge yourselves!
4. Sword Ballet
This class is a real bargain, as you get two different “classes” at the price of one. Not only you will learn how to move your body gracefully while dancing ballet, but also how to yield a sword skillfully!
5. Meditative Death Chants
Have you been lately overtired and stressed? Do you need to reset your body and mind? What a better choice than joining a meditation class! Well, this class is really original as it takes place in the serene environment of your local cemetery. Diane, your instructor, will teach you how to move your body while chanting “ominously” until dawn.
6. Moshing for Beginners
Have you ever wondered how to behave appropriately once at a Rock/ Heavy metal concert? Well, you don’t have to stress anymore, because in the class Moshing for beginners you will learn all the necessary steps in order to pass as a veteran rock fan!
What an amazing job has this comedian done! These posters not only look ridiculously authentic, but they really “sell” the classes so well that you are intrigued to join and find out. Who knows maybe a dance studio will be persuaded and offer some of these classes for real!
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